I'm glad you did! That's hilarious. But I empathize. Boyfriend and I were on the verge of screaming at each other over Wales (and this was BEFORE any drinking). Turned out I was wrong, but I insisted I was right because my grandpa emigrated from Wales so CLEARLY I knew what I was talking about (sorry pops).

I'm not a big fighter. It's mostly my personality — I recoil from confrontation. It makes me very uncomfortable. I also tend to not take hard stands on things, and if I do I keep it mostly to myself (I worked as a reporter for years, so it's a bit ingrained into me). My boyfriend and I fight, but we probably only have…

What's the stupidest thing you've ever fought over? One of the first big fights my boyfriend and I got into started with a debate about whether Wales is a part of the United Kingdom. We were walking to a bar, and this was before either of us had a smart phone to just look it up and diffuse the situation.

A friend of mine had to travel out of state to get hers!

Yeah, here in the south I can't even get a doctor to give me any sort of IUD at all because I am a young woman and haven't had children.

My mom also has an indoor-outdoor cat who mainly poops outside. He was a butch jetty cat that my parents adopted and gradually domesticated. After being the designated litter box scooper for many years I think the fact that he poops outside is one of her great joys in life.

Ohhhh maaaan I don't really do celebrity crushes, but I have got a MAJOR thing for Jason Statham.

Hmm. I eat a lot of cheese AND I have a lot of weird dreams, but I always assumed it was that melatonin I take before bed. That stuff will make you dream trip.

Seriously. There was a never-ending line to take a picture with Grumpy Cat at SXSW, which definitely sounds like Cat Hell.

Dude seriously. When I was a teenager, the times I remember getting that rock in my gut because I KNEW I'd fucked up was when my dad sat me down to quietly tell me how much I'd disappointed him. My parents were good at having these completely exasperated conversations with me when I did something bad, like they didn't…

Same here. I grew up in the south but my parents were transplanted Yankees. So its weird because I remember a lot of my friends getting whipped with a belt and the principal of our high school even paddled students but my parents just employed a deadly-effective mixture of extreme disappointment, bedroom banishments,…

Personally I'm down with hunting because I'm from the south (where women hunted before women hunting was cool) and most of the people I know who are for serious hunters also have a strong interest in conservation. I grew up in Texas and almost everyone I knew had a deer lease, but my dad was a transplant Yankee…

Sadly, we're literally sinking into the Gulf of Mexico as we speak, so you should come get some gumbo while you still can.

Yeah, Verizon provides way better coverage in my area too. I live in south Louisiana, and work out in the field a lot going out on the Gulf, into the swamp, and to a lot of very rural areas and I still get decent coverage in some really wacky places I'd expect to get dropped (out on a boat 15+ miles out), which is why…

Same as everyone above. Tax breaks. So that we could share insurance company insurance policies. Legal protection for the purchase of major joint assets. Legal protection for any children we have together, etc.

BOOOOOO. Should not have read in the completely empty office after everyone left early for Halloween.

Don't forget Ghost Dads.

Me too. I'm a super horror fan and I usually spend the whole month of October reveling in all the scary books/shows/movies that come out, plus I have a good excuse to force my boyfriend to watch ALL THE SCARY MOVIES. Then its back to the mundane until next year...

Dude. New Orleans has THE BEST Halloween. But then again, people in New Orleans love to go all out. My favorite Halloween memory is from a few years ago when I was at a bar and we ran into a group of people dressed as characters from the Wizard of Oz, including the Lollipop Guild munchkins. I kinda flipped out at the…

A friend of mine from college named her kid Pistol Knox. Gonna be hipster as fuck.