FUCK ALL YOU CUNTS PATRIOTS WHAT!

I know that we tend to be strident here about brands, but most people don’t really give a shit. 

If we’re talking about tackling your own teammate, there’s already a clear winner:

“I think there’s a misunderstanding of what was said,”

“I believe that it is time to turn the franchise over to new ownership” after listing some of the Panthers’ historical accomplishments.

New York Mets: Please Let Us Stop Paying Bobby Bonilla

Despite playing a position of need for the USMNT now that the days of Michael Bradley destroying attacks in the center of the pitch are over, his chances with the USMNT have been sparse.

This law suit is idiotic and frivolous to boot.

I’m setting a reminder to myself to give you another star from the Kinja name on my work computer tomorrow.

But are you OK?

Jesus fucking Christ. I just FINALLY learned how to spell his last name correctly.

Dude is in so much pain he’s probably wishing he was Len Bias right about now.

Theo Walcott is going to score an own goal and have an anvil fall on his head at this rate.

Agreed. If I can confirm it has a 2nd controller I’m buying it.

Agreed. If I can confirm it has a 2nd controller I’m buying it.

About that Xbox bundle. Does it really come with an extra controller? The item description on the page is very sparse and none of the pictures show two controllers in them.

About that Xbox bundle. Does it really come with an extra controller? The item description on the page is very…

He was probably last seen building some of the new stadiums for the World Cup.

“Trust me, Tony. I know what it’s like to be burned bad by something fake.”

After the first few words of the headline I thought this was a stupid Compete article. Glad i read the rest on.

This reminds me of 2010 when Boston.com had a survey on their website. They asked how far would the Bruins make it in the Playoffs. The options were “Win the 2nd round” “Win the 3rd round” or Win the Stanley Cup”. Problem is, the Bruins were only up 3-0 on the Flyers at the time and they omitted a very crucial option.

Well duh. Mr. and Mrs. Pulisic did.