How did the Trumpbots find this article so quickly?

“I didn’t buy food for my reception except for my own plate and servings for bridesmaids,” she said. “The food I did serve, I snuck out late the night before my wedding and took food from my neighbors’ fridges and cupboards. We only took one or two items from any given home, so we weren’t complete jerks.”

As a normal everyday white person, shut the fuck up. Frankly my grandfather didn’t spend WWII killing Nazis so they could invade this country while no one seemed to pay attention. Their ideas are sick and their morals twisted, and people defending them are just as bad. And no, I am not offended by the deluge of…

My advice is to stop worrying what the hell other people think and do what you want. You don’t have to be unique. If you want to do Mason jars and burlap sacks go for it! It’s the struggle to do something “unique” that one’s guests will remember that stresses couples out during their planning process. Just do whatever…

this is the worst actor/hero combo. multiple francos? no fucking thanks.

So a piece of advice is to stay up late the night before your wedding and steal a few flowers from each of your neighbors’ yards??

“The flowers I did decorate with, I snuck out late the night before my wedding and clipped from yards or sunflower patches. We only took one or two from any given yard, so we weren’t complete jerks.”

Why can’t white people just LIKE some shit? Why do they have to invent a word and pretend to be an ethnicity or race they are not?

Either that or it’d cause them to mass multiply. Who the heck knows what cultural reference those things run on.

I’ve been told more than once that if I expect things to be 50/50 in a relationship that I’m going to die single. OKAY!

I have been blood tested for it. I don’t have it. I don’t think less of people that do have it, but I do feel for them because I know they face some shitty shit from other people. All I ever said or meant was that I wouldn’t want to deal with that myself.

The Democrats of the time weren’t leftists—they were essentially a distinct and different party from the contemporary Democratic party. This bullshit is soooooo fucking tired; your narrative is the one re-writing history by stripping it of all its context and ignoring everything that happened in the 1960's.

Fuck Off with this idea that dixicrats or especially the Confederacy were ‘the left’ or have any bearing on current day Democratic Party politics. It is a disingenuous point most of the time, and if you’re making it sincerely, it only betrays a child-like understanding of the politics. Like, really just go fuck…

Ahhhh! Thank you, James! We’ll be stepping out in family Futurama duds later this month (Arya the pup finds her Seymour Asses cosplay much more comfortable than Tribble gear, go figure?) But we kept the baby up too late at a Halloween themed wedding last weekend, and hijinx ensued...

Counter-point: She lied, got caught and is now acting like a petulant teenager over it because she sucks.

I’m almost 34. My wife routinely asks if people at the bar are old enough to drink. 21-year-olds look like babies to her. The difference between 32 and 22 in maturity and experience generally speaking is massive.

If I had to be dating right now, I’d have a hard cut-off around 28-30. I can’t imagine trying to relate to…

This guy is 42. He lied about age and was STILL too old.

From the woman who’s never actually been in a BDSM club...

Yeah, as soon as Harris/Pfeiffer showed up and got kicked out of the studio I was like “right, it’s the bible” and then it did nothing at all with that concept except to play it out as if it was sooooooo clever to do so and it was boring and I hated it.

Women being the majority of one award list one time isn’t over representation, bro.