I wanted to marry Darkwing Duck. I thought the hat/mask/cape combo was very dashing.

I wasn’t even sure that was her. She was prettier before, IMO. I guess not as photogenically “perfect” but more striking, if that makes sense.

“Bonk-mad” is the greatest expression for “horny” that I have ever read.

unsolicited photographs of him and a certain someone

I have no doubt that that is exactly how he thinks. It’s kind of fascinating how tone-deaf he is, like he’s so used to just having whatever he says accepted by the people around him that he’s still in that toddler stage where you don’t realize other people exist independently of you and have critical thinking skills,…

In my fictional world, opportunities for butt-kicking do not cease merely because one isn’t a beautiful teenager or a muscle-wrapped font of testosterone.

This is the spin from a “Blue Lives Matter” website (tl;dr: he ignored commands and wouldn’t show his hands!):

They really need to make driver’s license re-testing mandatory at some point, sorry senior citizens. My grandmother is a fucking menace on the road but she refuses to stop driving. She just had her third accident in a year (she rear-ended someone stopped to make a left turn and keeps telling people she doesn’t think…

On his radio show he said that any woman who uses the morning-after pill must be a “whore” and he once wrote a pro-life song from the point of view of a fetus begging its mother to let it live. He also allegedly cheated on Mariah Carey because (according to Nick’s dad) she got fat and wouldn’t give him more babies.

Historically [women] tend to take every sick day that’s available with them, and that’s a gender thing. They look at how many sick days you get in a year. Say you get 12 sick days a year. If they go for two years and they’ve only taken three sick days, they’re going to cash in the remaining 21 sick days.

Even though it’s a huge team effort, fans couldn’t help but wonder if he would end up thanking his former flame if he won — since T-Swift could have been a source of inspiration.

I was wondering about that too, which makes the whole thing especially obnoxious - like, the same people who would quibble about her short hair and glasses not looking feminine enough will turn around and say that her “skintight pants” are too “unseemly” for television.

My grandfather was a decorated WWII veteran and what the flag meant to him is that we are a FREE country where citizens are not forced into jingoistic displays to prove their loyalty to the motherland. When people burned the flag during Vietnam protests, he told my mother that their right to do that is exactly what he…

Whoopi still defended Roman Polanski because well yeah he was convicted but maybe it wasn’t “rape-rape.” It seems like her point of view is more like “innocent even if proven guilty.”

And all the pediatricians who spend all that time getting medical degrees just do so because they HATE BABIES and want to inject as many as possible with poison for that sweet vaccine kickback money, apparently.

LOL, he had to go back to blue collar work because THE REALITY SHOW HE PITCHED STARRING HIMSELF DIDN’T SELL and he blew all his money buying himself expensive toys and vacations and trying to hang with D-list celebrities. He had the Hollywood bug every bit as bad as she did, he just fucked off and didn’t bother to…

I haaaaate that trope, along with the associated “virgin who’s never touched herself has her sexuality unlocked by man’s magical dick that knows what she likes better than she does.” Terrible expectation for both partners to have.

Maybe it started out blue. When I was a camp counselor, kids would come to camp and their parents would have let them put crazy colors in their hair for the summer. Within a week or two the chlorine in the pool (I assume) would leech all the color out and leave everyone platinum.

I got where you were coming from. I guess I would be a bad ally according to Hari Nef and at this point I guess I’m fine with that. I support LGBTQ causes and awareness wherever possible, but it’s also not my entire life and some people take a really entitled attitude in saying that if your life doesn’t revolve around…

When I was in college, our department’s secretary actually did not know how to use Excel and refused to learn. It took them like ten years to finally fire her. The last straw was when she started coming to work only half days or not at all and claiming she was coming in to do paperwork “at night” when no one else was…