dangerdeluxe
dangerdeluxe
dangerdeluxe

Either put these people on trial or turn them over to the custody of their own countries. The USA should not be doing shit this way.

Trump’s claimed that he hasn’t really spent much money on the campaign yet. I had the thought today that he’ll really shoot his wad in november and spend literally billions on advertising right before the election. How much WOULD he pay to win? All of it.

Self-Proclaimed Democrats / Progressives, get your shit together now. Like, NOW.

Eh, he’ll be easy for either Hillary or Bernie. The most inexplicable thing about the Republican primary is that none of the other candidates have been attacking him, while savaging each other. That’s not going to continue once he has to face a Democrat. The only one who can fuck it up now is Bloomberg.

To be fair, an shock from 110 voltage won’t kill you. It will teach a lesson though. That lesson is, ‘turn off breakers before working on ceiling fans”.

Great advice for a guy expecting his first child, a daughter due in June.

He said he was going to do it 7 years ago and it was the first thing he announced on his first day in office.

Jeff: “I got you those 97 inches on that football sex predator, boss. Our SBNation fans will love it. Eastern Michigan FTW”

Greg, I think you’re a really good writer, but you definitely missed an opportunity to include a quote from Jordan Sargent on this.

Jordan Sargent still “writes” for Gawker.

based on teen girls who I’m not sure actually exist

I sound like I know what the fuck I want and have no reason to put up with what I don’t like.

One of the most liberating things I learned as a young chap in the world of dating was to discover I could break it off, both verbally and emotionally, with girls at the drop of a hat as soon as I saw something I wasn’t ok with.

A beast like that oughta be out in the street, intimidatin’.

I remember the day Earnhardt died. I was 17 or so and replacing the rear shocks in my first car, a ‘75 Nova. Like a pro, I had both tires off at the same time and the rear end was up on two bumper jacks. Dad was helping, he placed a bottle jack under the passenger door for extra safety. Our neighbor walks over and

The guys who typically drive 85 Camaros typically listen to Lynard Skynard, their wives and/or girlfriends listen to Carrie Underwood.

WE WERE ON A BREAK

This. If you’re married, cheat with other married people.

A dog will literally walk for miles just to get some strange, even if he has a partner at home.

Yes. For those of you who thought Canada was perfect in every way, this should really knock you off your unicorn.