They will only be relieved the last time. The last time you don’t show up at their party or answer your own front door, then they will be relieved to finally be able to say to themselves, “I am just totally over this person and their ways.”

“When you suddenly cancel on friends, you are doing them a favor. You are in effect giving them a snow day, even if they didn’t realize they wanted one.”

Modern BMWs are equipped with a second horn where the turn signal once was.

Buddy system.

http://www.venganza.org/

There’s no difference between flying in a plastic bag or wearing a wig every day or eating spaghetti for every meal or protesting gay marriage if you’re doing them for the same silly reason of appeasing your god.

I’m not even allergic, but fuck dogs on planes. It’s bad enough already.

Please add this pledge to the list of “first day” pledges made by candidates.

If our constitutional rights were given us by god then it is only logical to extend those rights to everyone. America should lead.

Either put these people on trial or turn them over to the custody of their own countries. The USA should not be doing shit this way.

Trump’s claimed that he hasn’t really spent much money on the campaign yet. I had the thought today that he’ll really shoot his wad in november and spend literally billions on advertising right before the election. How much WOULD he pay to win? All of it.

To be fair, an shock from 110 voltage won’t kill you. It will teach a lesson though. That lesson is, ‘turn off breakers before working on ceiling fans”.

Great advice for a guy expecting his first child, a daughter due in June.

AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YFW your angry GF can’t get the hood open to do meaningful damage

A beast like that oughta be out in the street, intimidatin’.

Thassa nas lakkin bak

V6 FWD... why

I remember the day Earnhardt died. I was 17 or so and replacing the rear shocks in my first car, a ‘75 Nova. Like a pro, I had both tires off at the same time and the rear end was up on two bumper jacks. Dad was helping, he placed a bottle jack under the passenger door for extra safety. Our neighbor walks over and…

WE WERE ON A BREAK