This is why I only contact 9-1-1 via telegraph. And I lie about my location. Just because I am having a crisis and need help from emergency responders doesn’t mean I don’t have a right to privacy.

you sound triggered by the president’s shitty listicle. do you need a kleenex?

We offered to cover them up or change,

Bluetooth is about convenience when out and about or working out. If I’m listening to music in those situations then the background noise is going to be more of an issue than the inferior sound quality.

I think the difference is that the Pixel doesn’t have any real reason for the bezels. They just exist. These bezels are basically grilles for very good speakers (according to the review). It’s the fact that they serve a positive, functional purpose rather than being a blank expanse of glass that makes them different.

Yes, that’s why they binge-watch nine hours of ‘Stranger Things’ in a single sitting—because of their short attention spans!

As a comparison what is your opinion of Warhol’s Brillo Boxes? Similar idea of finding art in everyday objects. The biggest difference I can see is one was the creation of a corporation while the other the creation of an artist (though if we are honest both probably paid somebody else to do the actual work). I suspect…

The Gizmodo comments section is often a war zone when it comes to Apple vs. Android. Some of the most common criticisms laid against Apple involve mocking their presentations (Hence the ‘Courage’ comment) as well as criticizing them for professing invention of a certain technology when the technology has been in use…

I have a feeling this post is going to pop some forehead veins in Apple Hater’s heads. Some may even take the day off of work to think of “Courage” joke comments, or to research patents on vaporware to proof Apple never invented the feature they never claimed to.

Maybe take a minute or two to learn about something before you start complaining about it next time?

“I was definitely disappointed, but I understand that there are rules in place,” said me literally any time I’m asked about my scorecard.

Unfortunately this is par for the course.

“they’re still infinitely better looking devices, as long as you look at them from a distance, worn on a very large wrist, and don’t turn them sideways to see how thick they are” 

Uh, Calgary is in Western Canada, not the heartland of hockey fandom, like Glendale Arizona is...

I like your post, but I think you may have misunderstood mine. I meant that everybody always talks about “better places” to protest the over-policing of predominantly black communities and the continuation of racist policies in every aspect of American life. I even heard Rickie Fowler, who I adore, say it the other…

Trump responded that he had heard the comments from Laraque, and that he cannot wait to “bomb the shit out of Laraque and all the Laraquis living there to prove a point.”

Counterpoint: The Caribbean is a small price to pay for glory.

Oh. The hardware’s fine. It’s only the operating system specifically designed by the same company to run on their very own hardware that’s at fault. Good to know.

so players get chastised when they chase money and they get chastised when they stay for less money?