I realize Kelsey’s new, and Megan’s at Jezebel, but you should have had someone show you Deadspin house style for lists. Because this really should have been ranked 1-14, with #13 “Getting hit by a copy of Infinite Jest”.

This is just a minor technicality.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

What does Antifa stand for?

Yes, we have a couple of idiot racist groups in Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer who travel to Portland to cause problems, but if Antifa (which the Timbers Army leadership, 107ist worships), would just stand down and not be baited into violence, then those morons wouldn’t come to Portland.

Eight total comments and two of them are your take on Antifa. 

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

It’s ok. South Carolina is still a joke.

as much as I want this to be the joke, I just misread a report. that’s been corrected.

“helped snap the Bulldogs’ 27-year losing streak against FBS schools.”

The MLS is baffled by this. If you throw racists out, how can other racists feel comfortable at your games?

Real talk - this was simple and elegant. Thank you. 

This is not the Jaguars Junction content I was looking for. 

Doesn’t matter 

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Mike Pence approves