What does Trump have to do with this? Jesus, do you have to politicize everything?

Look, it’s hard to get the seams sewn just right with those little 6-year-old hands.

Man. With an attitude like that, I bet Dave Roberts would be a fucking terrible designated driver.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

I’m not defending sexual harassment - if you have to still say that - but this idea that you have to call out every single guy that’s ever done anything sleazy is a slippery slope.

It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

ee cummings thinks that rupi kaur

We’ve informally reached out to a few people who work in TV news who confirm there isn’t a specific hard break until the end of the hour. This break occurred during the show’s first half.

Ok. In her defense, as someone who has been a network anchor (radio) and is still in broadcast news in a top 10 market, she likely DID have a hard break. You’re up against automation and you absolutely must hit that break (hit that post). If you don’t, the automation will cut you off. You have to backtime your way…

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.

That highlight package was like watching SportsCenter as directed by David Lynch.

Can you just automatically shadowban every commenter who posts something along the lines of “at least they didn’t have to watch that game”? Because there will be many.

“All I know is that I’ll talk to anyone about any of this,” Debbie Lane told CBS 11 News. “Because I am hoping that other young women or older women who have doubts about their partners, think there’s something a little fishy there, or the person is brutal in some way—get out. Don’t look back. Find a good person. And…

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

And yet he’s still better than Beth and Rex. It is painful.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

Nah previous statement stands. If you come to the bottom of an article about the rescue work of animals in SF and post that an animal deserves to die a slow, agonizing death solely because it existed in the first place, you’re an asshole and most likely also a troll. My only regret is that asmallcat replied to you and…

Wow fuck you.