Hall of Egress is one of the best latter-day Adventure Time episodes, it was nuts when I realized it was cowritten by one of the better up-and-comers in the voice acting scene from the 2010s. Fulla talent, this one.

I enjoyed Odyssey a LOT, but I stopped playing it pretty early for some reason... I should get back into it. It’s probably one of the prettiest games this generation, so just walking around looking at different vistas is just incredible in that game

Congratulations! You have correctly identified that I am stating my opinion on something. Well done. A+ reading comprehension. Have a cookie.

I am so over the whole concept of “games as service.”

That was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

Listen Mike, until you’re tasked with killing a bunch of Nazis from your wheelchair, how you can you really say you *know* it’s bullshit?

I mean, this was some giant-ass submarine where there was a gigantic secret compartment where hundreds of nazis soldiers and mechas managed to hide out in for a whole year without anyone noticing.

I mean, I hear the words “submarine” and “wheelchair” and my mind’s already like, “LOL, no.” Even setting aside that Nazis would not be ones for accessible design or universal design, a submarine is one of the last places I’d expect a wheelchair to operate well in.

And all the young audience members nodded their heads in agreement to his platitudes about outreach and understanding, and then they left the auditorium, graduated, moved to one of three cities, wasted their votes in 90% Democratic districts, and lost the House of Representatives and the presidency for another 50…

Well, finally a burger that looks sophisticated while helping fight diarrhea.

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

I seriously read your last sentence and said, "Oh girl. No." Out loud.

Thanks for the empathy, lol. I haven't dealt with a true creep like that in a long time and it totally came out of nowhere. I feel so bad for my friend. We've literally begged her to stop talking to him, and she always shrugs it off. She pulls that line that is always ridiculous, "he's not like that when we're alone,…

Something similar to this happened to me the other day, except not on Tinder. My friend has been seeing this douchebag guy who hit on me openly at her birthday the entire time. He asked for my number, and usually I'd tell him to fuck off, but because I didn't want to cause a scene at her birthday thing, I just gave…

No she 100% says "fuckin' hell".

Dumping water on a small child is called "bathtime". And yes, historically speaking it's mostly been cold water.

Oh yeah, it goes without saying that she's still way better looking than either of us could ever hope to be and if I were the last man on earth she'd just marry a suitcase full of dildos. I'm just sayin' those eyes bother me, is all.

"We've done everything we can to demonstrate a remarkable amount of restraint."