Actually, I disagree.

Look how hurt those guys look having to report the news. That tells me a lot about Robin Williams as a person that I would never be able to experience. What a bummer of a day.

wooooooooooooow I just got that. I can't believe I never put two and two together before.

ohhhh i get why they are named that.

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

That's why I call it "sheathing the skin sword."

My Nokia fell out of my pocket in my aunt's gravel driveway, it spent at lest a day and a night out there, was rained on and driven over. When I found it the plastic parts had popped apart, I snapped them together again, wiped the mud out of the battery compartment and the damn thing still works, it's been working…

This GIF perfectly sums up everything that *isn't* happening in the video. Well done.

Depends.

"There really isn't much to know about me. I mean, look at me."

This line killed me.

Saruman!

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Captain Marvel movie. Captain Marvel movie. CAPTAIN MARVEL MOVIE, DAMMIT.

Every one who downloaded it, watched it, and passed it along should be strung up from the highest tree in the town square.

Should not every asswipe who shared the video be brought up on child pornography charges?

What kind of political blogger doesn't know that the only reason you resign is to spend more time with your family? That's basic stuff, man. Clearly wasn't qualified in the first place.

"The team name was kept when they moved to Washington because of the importance the Boston Tea Party has to our national history..."

The fact that she's surounded by cheering dudes makes it so much worse.