Game: Bioshock Infinite

I typically mix it up between DannyEnty (duh) and Garcian Smith. Smith, for those who don't know, comes from Killer7 - one of my favourite games of all time. I also love how it sounds. Although, back in the day of Q3 Arena DM, I would use DannyUK.

Colour me not impressed. It looks nice when it's still, but in motion it all looks a little ropey. The part where our intrepid hero is limping from the dude with the chainsaw towards the elevator? How slow was chainsaw dude? That looked like a sequence you could only fail if you really wanted to, rather than having…

Are the scares going to be biohazardous to my health?

Eh? First of all, three of those are DS/3DS games, which are far from HD (if we're talking true, resolution-based HD). Secondly, how could you possibly include Goldeneye? Made by a completely different team, with a completely different engine, with a completely different publisher, with completely different gameplay,…

Personally, I used a mixture of the Handcannon, Head Master Gear (Pants, +50% crit damage), Sheltered Life (Hat, temp invulnerability after eating snacks/taking health kits) and Handyman Nemesis (Boots, +50% damage on, well you know). Pretty much worked well each time, so long as you aimed for the heart.

An absolutely wonderful read - congratulations to Damien and Rebecca and I hope they have a fantastic adventure together! Yeah, pretty much one of the best things I've read on this site.

Congratulations! All the best and have a great life together! (I wonder what Saxton Hale would make of a RED and BLU marriage?)

DKC2 is one of my favourite games of all damn time. Seriously, I dig out my SNES and play it at least once a year, all the way through, grabbing every secret. I then proceed to spend the next several days listening to David Wise's epic soundtrack AND NOTHING ELSE

Seriously impressed with this one. I can't wait to see the possibilities - imagine being in the middle of a co-op raid on an AI-controlled location, when another team burst in - not just at the end (as it was shown) but right in the middle. Keeping my eye on this one.

I'd quite like to know what happens if I'm playing a game offline and you reach the designated checkpoint for an internet connection check. Does it boot you out? Pause the game indefinitely until a connection is detected?

Awesome, simply awesome.

I cannot recommend this post enough.

Indeed - Chris' videos need to be played in schools around the world, with the teacher screaming "LOOK. THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN ACHIEVE. SPACE DARTS."

Seriously, how much does Chris Hadfield kick ass? An absolute legend and a hell of a human being. Canada - protect this man at all costs!

Utterly fascinating read and the frankness is refreshing. I'm hoping that Metro Last Light garners enough commercial success to give A4 Games a not-shitty office.

You make a good case, sir.

I want this game immensely. 2033 was a fucking stellar game. Have to wait until I have golds in the ol' account before I can splurge on this, though. Wait. The Last of Us is out soon isn't it?

1. If we're counting late-to-the-party ports, then my worst game of the year has to be Resident Evil 6 on the PC. Utterly turgid. Stunningly awful camera controls, irredeemably dull characterisation and plot, muddy visuals and an insipid soundtrack. It's quality (or lack thereof) is compounded by the fact that its…