Oh. Shit.

Thanks for the pageviews!

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

I blame the mismanagement, but I also blame the gamers.

Good.

I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU YOU-

Biggest problem is that it spans centuries, there’s no real hero (besides the idea of psychohistory), and a lot of it is talk. But that’s the essence of the story. Change it, and it’s just another galactic empire space opera.

when i typed that sentence i smiled to myself and thought “this will get someone mad”

Well, I suppose “under-powered” is technically accurate. At least you can “power it back up” using a USB cable, so you can always use your phone’s charger if you forgot the Switch’s.

“Marvel doesn’t want to upset the kiddies.”

Han thinks he’s cool and suave, but he’s just a braggart and a scoundrel. He wishes he was half as cool as Lando.

Fair enough. He wants Nintendo to provide enough money that everyone else gets paid to enable him to make money.

Personally, I agree with you. Nintendo is under no obligation to cater to any pro scene that pops up around one of their games. Sure, it might be nice if they did, but there is certainly no obligation.

The Melee community really needs to get over themselves. No, Nintendo is not going to create tournaments or support a 15+ year old game they no longer make. No, Nintendo is not going to allocate a portion of their current manufacturing capabilities to create parts for a 15+ year old console. There’s so much work…

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

“The uploader has not made this video available to view in your country.”

He’s just playing the long con.

How is this a lie? It sounds like you’re making a semantic quibble, and you’re on the wrong side of it.