The man is a Jets fan. It really explains how he can write about all that misery.

Guys. It’s been a long time that I commented on anything, or even signed into this account... Today is the day the straw breaks the camel’s back. I can no longer idly stand by. Somebody has to compliment the epic sexy sax in the splitscreen intro. Might as well be me.

Okay, that’s fair. I don’t like playing an attack map with triple snipers who won’t switch, because yeah, more often than not they’re the kind of “gold elims bitch I ain’t going healer” player that just doesn’t understand the fundamental goal of a team-based game.

We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that Inklings with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.

“Why are there humans Mario and Peach should be the only ones”

I can feel Luigi´s pain like it is my own.

YES!

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Titanfall 2?

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

:(

Reminder: for all of you that have That One Guy/Uncle/Cousin/Co-Worker on Facebook who likes to badger you with those false-flag articles about the new Bronco (aka pretty much all of us)...

I still remember when most of the gaming media thought Nintendo had lost it’s mind with the annoucement of the DS and declared that the PSP, which was coming from Sony would quickly overcome the ‘quirky’ DS and not only outsell it, but end Nintendo’s iron grip on the handheld market. Yes, so many gaming outlets, even…

So we could say he...

I live my life, a crocomile at a time.

It’s an incredibly intelligent game that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

But in...