To be honest, I don't really understand how this controller is any stupider than a lot of the stuff Kotaku features for purchase. You guys publish a lot of articles featuring X item's limited edition that's exactly like the not limited edition, but w/ some game's icon stamped on it or has a different colored case and…

So this is an iPhone 7 rumor right?

They're called African Americans. We brought them over on boats for free labor. In modern America they're considered individual people no different than us except far more likely to get shot by white cops.

Spawn was great when you were going into puberty and you were mad at the world and discovering heavy metal. It was everywhere, it was insanely popular.

Do the people that home-brew lack the capability to use a screwdriver?

Because...Nintendo.

"Two step forward, two steps back" seems to be the entire company mentality.

I completely agree. At the end of the day nintendo have so many blind followers they could get away with murder. Had Sony not sold a charger with the vita/psp(or any other company with their products) it would make 1st page news and they'd be subject of all kinds of hate mail. Not ninty. everyone. loves. ninty.

The most offensive part of all this is that it's powered by a Proprietary Plug instead of just USB. If it was just USB it'd make sense, but it's not. It's some crap you have to buy from Nintendo for $12-25 depending on where you live and it's a part that costs them probably less than $2 to manufacture. It's not a cost…

The characters' faces are really ugly, man. I'm not exaggerating.

Except for the faces. My god are those faces awful. :(

And then for some weird reason, Republicans will be against it.

Most of these features are embarrassingly hackneyed. Codename: Steam is the only game that seems to have gotten amiibo use right and even then it's only with a few characters.

You chose...poorly.

It's Friday night. Don't write something this long-winded on a Friday night.

You ARE trolling. You're posting something contrarian in order to rile people up for no good reason. I'm cool with it, but don't kid yourself.

And I would say that you also have an utterly, utterly awful taste in games.

That's cool. You just have a bad taste in games.

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Ah, yes, Activision paid us to talk all about how frustrating Destiny is and how you can pull out your LAN cable to cheese the latest raid boss. Good investment, Activision!

It sounds like a good answer, to be honest. Ok, you have contacts at "The Sun". And...? What does this change? Will it fix the network? No. Will it make the DDoSers stop? No. So... You have contacts in some newspaper (which you probably don't, actually). And...? That's good to know, but I don't really see the point.