I just like to pass them along; I love the look on people's faces when I go to spend it and they recognize what it is. I always ask people to pass them along.

For the record, the only one that has been difficult to pass along was the Assassin's Creed one, as a local bartender thought that it was a member of the KKK (I live in Alabama.)

I would blow my family's brains out before I let them be scarred for life by gazing upon this creature's insidious cuteless (<-new word?) form. What any responsible father would do.

I dunno, I thought the article was kinda funny. Not great, but not terrible. I know I personally would brag all over the place if I had sex on such a goofy bed because it makes for a funny story, but probably not in a place like this.

Absolutely did, yes.

The Mass Effect Deception errors document parody, for the record.

Darn, another week where I personally felt like I had one of the most clever ones, and apparently did not. I'm sure that's how everyone feels—I'll just try again in a few months.

*couldn't.

My problem with Skyrim on PS3 is that it was just buggy enough for me to have a negative outlook over the entire product, bringing all of it's flaws to the surface and completely disenchanting me.

Hahaha, it's just the angle, trust me! I'm a little dude. And yeah, I think it turned out pretty well!

This seems like as good a place as any to post a picture of my tattoo. (picture taken while it was still healing.)

Wow, a spoiler I literally could not have avoided unless I just did not go to Kotaku today. It's like the Mass Effect 2 spoiler extravaganza that turned me off of Kotaku for a while all over again.

- Says the guy with thick-rimmed glasses, a beard (that is pretty full and well-groomed, I might add), and skinny jeans.

So one guy has thick-rimmed glasses in a video about creative, genuine people and you give him shit for it? That just doesn't seem like a very fair practice to me.

That's why I will personally always favor Armored Core until it gets a real challenger.

Huh, I never noticed how much Optimus Primal favors Bruticus when his shoulder cannons are out.

I'll meet you halfway and say that I thought it was an animated version of the dropship/carrier do-dad from Mass Effect.

To be fair though, it fit in very well with the other true Ivalice games: Final Fantasy Tactics and Vagrant Story. Neither game had a love story, and were more about politics, betrayal, and war.

Hope this hasn't been done yet.

They actually made the Magus->Guile thing official in the DS secret ending. Go check it out on YouTube.