For the record, the only one that has been difficult to pass along was the Assassin's Creed one, as a local bartender thought that it was a member of the KKK (I live in Alabama.)

I would blow my family's brains out before I let them be scarred for life by gazing upon this creature's insidious cuteless (<-new word?) form. What any responsible father would do.

I dunno, I thought the article was kinda funny. Not great, but not terrible. I know I personally would brag all over the place if I had sex on such a goofy bed because it makes for a funny story, but probably not in a place like this.

Absolutely did, yes.

The Mass Effect Deception errors document parody, for the record.

Darn, another week where I personally felt like I had one of the most clever ones, and apparently did not. I'm sure that's how everyone feels—I'll just try again in a few months.

*couldn't.

My problem with Skyrim on PS3 is that it was just buggy enough for me to have a negative outlook over the entire product, bringing all of it's flaws to the surface and completely disenchanting me.

Hahaha, it's just the angle, trust me! I'm a little dude. And yeah, I think it turned out pretty well!

This seems like as good a place as any to post a picture of my tattoo. (picture taken while it was still healing.)

Wow, a spoiler I literally could not have avoided unless I just did not go to Kotaku today. It's like the Mass Effect 2 spoiler extravaganza that turned me off of Kotaku for a while all over again.

- Says the guy with thick-rimmed glasses, a beard (that is pretty full and well-groomed, I might add), and skinny jeans.

So one guy has thick-rimmed glasses in a video about creative, genuine people and you give him shit for it? That just doesn't seem like a very fair practice to me.

That's why I will personally always favor Armored Core until it gets a real challenger.

Huh, I never noticed how much Optimus Primal favors Bruticus when his shoulder cannons are out.

I'll meet you halfway and say that I thought it was an animated version of the dropship/carrier do-dad from Mass Effect.

To be fair though, it fit in very well with the other true Ivalice games: Final Fantasy Tactics and Vagrant Story. Neither game had a love story, and were more about politics, betrayal, and war.

Hope this hasn't been done yet.

They actually made the Magus->Guile thing official in the DS secret ending. Go check it out on YouTube.

For real. I really want them to go back to some of the things explored by III, like the ruination of the world because of the True Runes and the obviously very complicated relationship between Pesmerga and Yuber. Ever since the head guy left, they have dropped almost all previous plot lines and characters.