Wow, I am beyond glad that I read this before buying, because there is no way in hell I will be purchasing now.

@LordThayer: Hahahaha, holy shit. So many replies, I don't even know who to reply to.

@StuLTissimus: I feel you, brother. I have a rant a few comments above yours that addresses that and more.

I hope they streamline the shit out of the Pokecenter this time.

Ryu from Breath of Fire would be a beautiful addition for this game, besides the obvious name confusion.

FUCK, why do people do these things? Not only was he bar none the worst, most pointless and least believable character in Final Fantasy VII canon, his song haunted my waking existence, THEN I had insult added to injury by reading about him on Wikipedia.

While we are on the subject of art, Mrs./Ms. Santiago, where in the world can I get a wallpaper size version of the picture above?

Gears of War featured destroyed beauty, as in their art direction had a chainsaw gun taken to it. Hopefully a similar joke won't be able to be made of Crysis 2.

So, am I only one that not only likes what I see, but sighed a breath of relief that they are finally changing something?

@spyderr0de0: I like this. We can hang their bodies out at "sea" (torrent sites) for the other pirates to see as they "travel" (search)

Wow, that was very pleasant. Thank you Luke and, in a roundabout, time-traveling sort of way, Media Molecule for introducing me to this.

@getlefty: I thought Uncharted 2's ending was perfect.

@Road Rage: I can't tell, are you joking?

Please just bring that SaGa game stateside.

I was not aware that there was any music not-made by the genius Explosions in the Sky in the movie Friday Night Lights.

@This user was banned: A remake with most, if not all of the the "innovations" they have added since. He definitely has a point.

@PhoenixWitch: Jynx...?

@D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!: A very fair point, though my comment was mainly meant as a joke.

I'm sure Amazon can afford to take a hit from the 5 other people that actually used Linux.

@Revenge_of_Nekojin: What I mean is that parodies like this (in other mediums anyways. I can't say I've experience too many video game parodies) are usually fun, but I did not have an ounce of fun with this game, as opposed to the fun I have with JRPGs.