He met a real dumb, drunk girl who makes bad decisions.  I’d steal her identity, yo.  

Shawn Ashmore is like, “It wasn’t me, it was my twin brother!!”

Anna, first on the topic.

Nah. Just go to the basement, flip the circuit breaker off for that exterior outlet, and leave the car unbothered. They’ll come back wondering “why isn’t the car charging!” 

Joule thief!

I have learned to harness the very tethers that bind us.

Speaking as a trans person, I’d rather there be no movie than one that perpetuates the shitty false narrative that trans men are actually just women in drag.

Trying to shame her for these things is ludicrous.

Kelly is an objectively awful person, but expressing joy that he’ll get brutally raped in prison is pretty fucking sadistic. Sexual violence in prisons, and the enabling of it, hurts way more people than just those who you deem “deserving”. And in any case, perhaps we as a society should hope that no one is ever…

The vibe I get is that it’s less sex-shamey than body-shamey, the implication being that this is a gross tweet because the author would not, personally, like to fuck Kevin Smith. But it could really be both. Six turds in one hand, half a dozen shitty takes in the other, or something.

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This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to ask “Why was this article written?”. It seems a little sex shamey? Sure, if he wrote that about a stranger or someone he wasn’t already in a decade long relationship with it would come across as creepy. But he wrote it about his wife. He wrote it in the same tone/voice that…

She doesn’t know because it’s a pretty well known fact now that Marvel doesn’t tell people anything to keep spoilers from getting out.

McCain shot back, “Well, my father couldn’t lift me above his head as a child because of his torture wounds.”

Pranking unemployed people smacks a lot of laughing AT people, not with them. Also, kicking downwards. Also: fascism.

Oh that's not called reality?

Those "move that bus" moments didn't work very well in the end if you're talking about the huge home renovation show. 

Very much. I have to believe that there’s some kind of payout and/or job offer at the end resulting in some kind of Move That Bus! feel good moment. If not, it’s just televised cruelty.

After a series of escalations, the punchline of every prank is apparently “Actually, you are still unemployed.”

This sounds very much like a Bad Idea.