In what can Emma Watson act? Most of the list is incorrect, but Watson is not good.

I love brie Larson. I haven’t seen her as Captain America or whatever, but she was so good in United States of Tara. And Room, even though that was pretty painful to watch. Leave my girl Brie alone!

And naturally TWO articles on Jezebel perpetuate this imaginary slight.

This trailer does a terrible job of explaining anything you will be doing in this... game?

Yeah, I’d definitely rather focus on the fact that she shared, like, a thing implying that grieving parents’ pain was false then the fact that she’s not the best voice actor.

Pikachu looks good

What I like about the first Iron Man is it manages to make Pepper look believably freaked out by all the superhero stuff - which is entirely realistic - without taking away from the fact that she’s super competent as Tony’s executive assistant and the person running most of the day to day stuff at Stark Industries.

I love Scarlett in this movie for a lot of different reasons. My second favorite Black Widow hairstyle (first is obviously the straightened Winter Soldier look), that dope-ass suit, the hallway fight where she makes Favreau look like a fat old man, all of it. Say what you want about the rest of the movie, but she…

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Jokers ranked:

I wish our culture didn’t shove every kid into college right away. I was an individual who wasn’t ready. Leaving for college came with very little knowledge of myself. I was that kid who was deeply imbedded in a toxic best friend relationship that weakened and I eventually broke off during this phase. I became…

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

You think the cheating stopped once they got in? How are your friends Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and Eater Bunny doing?

You know, you could have saved time by just saying, “I didn’t read this shit but I’m big mad at women.”

Perfect time for me to debut my even worsely named series, SMILK.

I’m just here to start preemptively eating my shit sandwich, as someone who’s spent plenty of time mocking Jaden Smith in the past for various stuff. If he ends up cleaning up Flint’s water supply, I’ll be the happiest, stupidest, wrongest asshole who ever lived.

I mean I hate the Netflix/Amazon takeover of all our media as much as the next guy (the next guy being Spielberg). I hate many of the changes it's made in how I personally take in media, not to mention those who are even more passive consumers of film/tv than myself. I hate that fewer people go to theatres now. I hate…

Respected buggy whip manufacturer has a few concerns about automobiles

You, nor anyone else who has replied to your comment, have watched any of his content for a very, very long time. 

Oh, and I hope their parents are on that bus, too.