To the man’s house who does...

Hey, why the universe and everything it encompasses? Why not nothing instead of everything?

Hell, why should I even bother waking up? I’m just going to day dream off and on until I can go back to sleep.

Saw the Resurrection coming too. There’s just no stakes since Lazarus.

Why should I even get out of bed in the morning? I’m just gonna be back in it tonight....

This article is totally ridiculous.

Why should we care at all? The heroes always win! Often with no repercussions to the world around them.

Why should I care if Jesus resists Satan’s temptation? We know he ends up crucified anyway! #Lame

Why should I care if they find Private Ryan? I already know how WWII ends!

THANK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF THE ONLY SANE PEOPLE HERE

I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find the correct take.

Agreed. Team Hemsworth for always!

Hemsworth took that crown in November and has yet to give it up.

omggggg i’m so tired of white women calling themselves “wives” or “mothers” are yall anything else??????????????????????????? who gives a fuck if SHS is any of those things? she’s still a lying ass bitch.

That throat thing legitimately freaked me out, what in the hell...

OK so the hipsters have come for DVDs now. Can anyone remember they last time they held a CD/DVD? No they can’t because it’s fucking stupid. If someone handed me a CD and said “Watch this!” I would throw it in the trash. We now have the ability to directly beam photons in the form of movies and TV shows anytime,…

Did they tell you that you’d be working on their branding and positioning?

did they want your help with branding strategies

Joining a cult is bad, starting one though is just good business sense.

This story is going to be an amazing documentary and/or feature film. I’d cast Jake Gylllenhaal as Rainiere, and Brit Marling as Mack.