She somehow understands the human experience as if she has lived it for a thousand years.

Hopefully Mickie gets some rest, Seagull gets more play, and Effect doesn’t leave.

I liked him, and everyone else really, in the show Happy Endings.

Oh how I miss Happy Endings, thankfully it’s on Hulu so I can try and share the laughs with friends who didn’t listen when I told them to watch it on ABC!

That means you weren’t watching Happy Endings when it was on ABC...you and a bunch of other people, which is sadly why we can’t have nice things.

Not Pat Boone levels of cringe... It’s way too bland to even register that reaction

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

Don’t get it either. I’m 5'-2" and it doesn’t bother me a bit. I fit on airplanes and get to climb on counters without judgement.

I feel like the XIV one was a rare ‘it was funny to begin with, and then they somehow made it funnier’

I could easily sink 12 hours a day back when I was young. Then adulting happened. Many of us have no energy even we have time after work. That’s why we watch streamers play.

Brian, I’m gonna need you to take a short break on the really cool shit they have in Japan, because I already want to move there but can’t.

Forget immigration reform, building the “Wall”, military budgets, tax reform, and nuclearized third world nations - politicians just need to get off their butts and find ways to enforce the damn Do Not Call List. This is what America wants and needs!!!

LOL fuck you, I am specifically buying this game because it’s going to let me shoot Trump voters.

I’m feeling a bit outlandish for worrying about such a thing. I loved all past Far Cry games so I’d likely love this game too. There hasn’t been a decent game to shoot up some psycho maniacs so I’ll have to reconsider and buy most likely buy it lol.

I used that section once in my life. This was like 7 years ago. I had some bdsm urges and I walked away with no regrets. I never responded to anymore, but I did read them out of curiosity a lot. I’m kind of saddened by this.

Sorry, that guy. I typed it with my left hand.

I’m married. I understand EXACTLY how masterbation works.

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.