I had it done once, it actually is really relaxing. But, that’s a really good observation. Now I want to make a list of things that are treats but actually torturous. Gluten-free birthday cake is at the top of my list.

In my last apartment, I stayed home waiting for a package. The USPS guy didn’t even walk upstairs to try to deliver it. And there were only eight units on each floor. Leaves a notice saying I wasn’t home. Then when I went to the post office to complain, they said, “Too bad, he’s out making deliveries and won’t go…

I loved those. I did the same thing.

This sounds awesome!!!

Is there much depth to it? Does it seems like something you would grow bored of quickly?

It sounds like they don’t gouge you on it, though I think it plays on OCD people who have to have everything now. Like me. But Mario was 10 dollars, so ... 10 dollars in micro transactions might not be too bad.

How have I not found this before? Waffle house. I would have gone Hamburger, but you lost me at diced pickles.

Well, I say I like the Orville, but ... I haven’t watched the last couple episodes, I probably will.

I always live in terror of posting on these sites, thinking ... who might I have outraged. I could see these women being attracted to him, funny, rich, almost handsome from certain angles, if you don’t think about Peter Brady or those tiny, black lumps of coal for eyes. I actually really like the Orville, too. For all…

He probably will set a Guiness record for layers to an asshole onion.

I know what’s not wrong with Seth. The gazillion dollars he’s sitting on. It’s probably not enough to help me forget those beady eyes, but ... it’s something.

He’s oddly compelling.

Poor Pauline spoke out about his harassment and hasn’t worked for 20 years.

They’re all bastards. Only present us deserve any respect.

Future me is just a big asshole whose going to be whining about how his life sucks and it’s all my fault, like it’s all so easy. Lazy fuck should go to the store and buy some fresh ground beef to cook, like I had to do.

Dear God, that’s awful.

He should wait for the beta. Personally, I want to see the controls and if there’s a button you push for duck.

Seems a little loosy goosey.

I noticed that, too. It sounded to me like she might have wanted him to wash her cup if he saw it in the sink. Also, she moved out on her dear friend halfway through a lease for that? Not replacing toilet paper and not washing a cup is nothing in the land of roommates.

Yep!