This is me returning the favor.

When I front roll rip, the paper tends to roll out. It just doesn’t do that with back roll. I think I tend to rip one-handed. It really fascinates me that people have such hatred for it. I always go, “Ugh, these idiots have put the toilet paper in the wrong way” when I see front roll. I may have to give it another…

God bless you. I’m going to be searching “Paul Newman Sexy” on google images soon.

Geez, he was hot.

I pee sitting, for most of your reasons.

I find back roll makes for an easier tear, probably because I tear one handed. I sort of pin the roll so it doesn’t spin with the back of my hand and tear. With front roll, I find that I try to quickly tear it and it starts spinning. Or you’re trying to pin the roll with your fingers and tear with your thumb and…

I can’t help but wonder if he insisted on it, because they’re friend and she’s gotten so much flack recently. Who knows. It seems like an odd choice.

It wasn’t vindictive. They did an appearance with Leah Remini, realized she would get better ratings, and bumped off this actress. They just made a greedy business decision.

Genital id?

It’s such a crazy problem, people not being able to throw money at a company for their expensive gaming system. That being said, the Switch is really great.

Yeah, Nintendo should just say, “We’re releasing a bundle to taunt you, good luck, few of you will get it.” I already have mine, though, so ... good luck to everyone else this holiday season.

I got the watch when it came out. When I first got it I thought, this is dumb, it doesn’t do that much. I really like it now. The damn Apple Pay is so convenient, to just click it and pay. Also it’s neat that it works on ATMs. I also like the text notifications, I tend to be busy on my job, and it’s great to just…

I almost feel like the X is something to skip, because the next one will have face and fingertip.

That is just awful. Huge packs of stray dogs shouldn’t be a problem.

I’ve never played it. And I am excited for the Switch version.

Love the quiz, hate the results. I don’t know what a nidhogg 2 is but I’m not playing it. (goes to look up nidhogg 2 on amazon).

Marry Jim, fuck Michael, kill Dwight.

Where are all the rest of yours stars?? Take them all!

I wonder if it’s like a schtick, this will be my thing, to be ultra-conservative and say shocking things that will keep me in the press, like Anne Coulter, extend my 14.5 minutes. Maybe I’ll get a book deal out of it. I always wonder if people are somehow conscious on some level of how awful they’re being.

He’s one of my occasional googles, when I need to see someone scorching hot.