Fuck Dan Snyder

But the move at least raises a more interesting and less bleak set of questions than usual. Let’s call that a start.

The Jets would draft a point guard.

I look forward to the Raiders being the first team in NFL history to draft 3 quarterbacks in the first round in next year’s draft.

The Broncos pissed away 2-3 years of a Super Bowl defense on Brock Osweiler and Trevor Siemien and now Case Keenum instead of signing Colin Kaepernick, who is better than those 3 put together as well as the desiccated, Papa John’s stuffed corpse of Peyton Manning that they dragged across the finish line in SB 50.

So the prevailing excuse for why Kaepernick was not offered a job was becasue he didn’t fit the system, meaning that there was no way they could have an athletic QB who could run backing up a pocket passer.

That wasn’t beer. It was Bud Light.

My father (US Navy, Vietnam) doesn’t internet, but he would like to extend to you the opportunity to unfuck yourself.

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

“Your beef sandwich does not wow me.”

My favorite response was “There has never been a terrorist attack at my house. I masturbate incessantly. Draw your own conclusions.”

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway