Those front and rear bumpers hint at possible accident damage to my untrained eye. If the body is that tweaked in the pics, what is the reality under the body panels?

This is absolutely not a cool late 80's car.

Exactly. I barely register new CUVs as anything beyond ‘obstacle’. If I’m really paying attention I might be able to remember the colour five minutes later. Zero chance I’d notice a mis-badged one even if someone pointed right at the badge. 

Those guys drove a BMW back then.

If the ad disappears, we’ll know it Cayman went.

Did you ever own a malaise-era GM car?  I did.  That is why I hate this POS.

Yesterday I threw out "Nice Price or No Dice" kind of late in the day, but it still gained some traction.  I'll throw it out earlier today.  And I agree, the new name isn't exactly hard to figure out, but I do have to think no about it.  And if you happen to have water cooler talks with other Jalops about this the…

Only car I own, daily driver, rain/snow/shine....and if you notice the scaffolding in the back...I even toss it around the track. All of that in the DC Metro Area.

I think he means the Libertarians within the GOP are silent while they should be enraged by this.

For $5,700, this needs to be your summer sled. Even during COVID times, I’m telling you, this thing is exactly what you need. I had one of these when I was living in St. Pete, and let me tell you something: I was still only marginally successful at attracting women.

The odo reads a mere 98,520 miles according to the ad.

Sadly, CP.

You know, a free country used to mean that a man could set out in life on the vocation of his choosing, rather than being stuck with his lot in life from birth. Now, I guess it's used as justification for rampant consumerism. Just a thought. 

Still would be a CP, 80's Fords weren’t anything special.

100% agree.

Never buy dept store bikes.

Nothing draws more unwanted attention from the paranoids of the world like an unmarked white van parked somewhere overnight.

These sell for five grand all day long in this shape and mileage. There’s a bit of a cult to these things, and the people that own them love them, and buy more of them. They routinely get over 200,000 miles. They’re great in the snow, and have a truly amazing amount of useable space inside. The foldaway seats are…