Her hands aren’t big enough. 0/10

Japan: the leading innovator in ways to jam your wrist in a lady’s cleavage while you rub their face with a plastic piece of electronic equipment.

I went and Ctrl+F’d through a Top Gun transcript just to make sure there wasn’t anything about parking tickets in the movie, because that bit doesn’t make any damn sense. He’s in the Air Force. That is clearly a take on an Air Force Blues uniform, and they don’t give goddamn parking tickets.

Dang it. Dementia is terrible and depressing.

Came here for this, thank you for holding it down.

The big nerd in me is quite thankful that this is the top comment.

That eye makeup’s a little too glamorous for rugged adventuring.

11 years ago I went to Japan and discovered that you could get 5-piece nuggets instead of fries in your meal (or set). Truly, I had traveled to a different world.

Do you work for Upworthy?

Principal Waller then establishes a new extracurricular program for delinquents perpetually in detention: The Expulsion Squad.

MS Paint actually has some really useful tools, like hexagon shapes and “highlighter” brushes.

I think you need to narrow that headline down a little more there boss

Everyone’s saying Mirror’s Edge, but I’m kinda thinking Yakuza rooftop chasing missions.

That crouching kick is the goddamn best.

Batman Returns over Batman ‘89?! Booooooooooo

Pft, Aipom isnt even a dark-type.

...GONG!!

When his mouth is open that wide, we should see some teeth. I’m pretty sure that’s partly why it looks so unsettling.

I think the addition of visible teeth would do a lot to combat the “gaping void” look he has going on here.

I don’t actually have much of a problem with ball joints in general, I was just making a crack at the roundness of such joints on a sharp and angular polygonal model figurine.