Indeed; a single, solitary fan's dream movie. And that fan has questionable taste.

Honestly, I'd rather just see a movie or series with these characters. I feel like the needs of the game will break or otherwise diminish the world they've presented here, with contrived justifications for why they have to keep fighting in this arena or capture that important piece of whatever. The voice clips that…

Just a little extra under the high heels, effectively making them flats. Everybody wins!

Sakurai-san doesn't need to make Metal Gear anymo— I mean Smash Bros anymore.

From all the things I've heard him say over the years, I've always gotten the feeling that part of the reason behind his immense workload comes from being a pretty stubborn guy who likes to micro-manage. It's resulted in some great stuff, but…

Well now I know for sure that if I buy any, I'm gonna go inside a store and carefully inspect every single one.

Yeah I get what you mean. Bayonetta's sexualization is definitely far more overt and obviously intentional, extending to the character herself, so there's an argument to be made for tonal consistency that could make Bayo more palatable by comparison since it doesn't pretend to be something it isn't.

You make valid points about her agency (and it gets even more complicated when you throw in the fact that the player is the one ultimately controlling her, male or female), but I do think it's debatable whether the sexualization falls into objectification or not. One similar example I can think of is Jill Valentine…

There is truth in what you say, and Bayo definitely falls on the wrong side of a fine line at any given moment. In any other game without the frenetic pacing and action, she'd most assuredly stick out and all you'd be able to see is how ridiculous she is as a character design. However the gameplay happens to be so…

Quite so. "Comfortably" is pretty vague, in that he could've been saying that to assuage any possible fears that the New 3DS wouldn't be 100% backwards compatible with standard 3DS games,.

I am aware that it is not very likely, however I still want confirmation.

I just gots to know. The wi-fi improvements alone are enough to make me want one, but if it can get even one game to run a little better, I'll buy one ASAP.

Please! Test some games with known framerate/loading issues! I want to know if it can affect any software performance!

Why even take digs at Nintendo on this sort of thing anymore? The wii u has no place in a discussion of parity between Sony and Microsoft's current systems.

This was pleasant to read.

give it to me nowwwww

clap along if you feel like moeness is uguu~

Cool design aside, the name B-Dasher has always been genius.

I'm reminded of a puzzle...

I'm reminded of a puzzle...

If I hadn't already been sold on the Rift, this would've done it.