I can't wait for 86-year old Naruto

I appreciate that the text on the facebook cover image says "WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE"

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCHYEWW

HEY EVERYONE STOP BEING SO SARCASTIC, CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE MAKING FULGRYMM SICK

Nonsense, it is impossible to improve on Adam West's suit

I first heard the title and thought that Assassin's Creed was being made in the Unity game engine for some reason. GUESS I'VE GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS!

If they had a much larger star-shaped icing nozzle they could've made the fancy swirl ones picture-perfect.

I think there were only three tiers that gave out 3, 4, and 5 hearts per puff respectively. But within a given tier there wasn't any difference between the different colors.

Now see, thanks to the US sprite-like box art, I always had a vague impression that the cartoony illustrated Mario just sorta materialized on the Super Mario Bros. 2 box.

I LOVE YOU KENPACHI RAMASAMA

They couldn't even be bothered to choose a doll with different hair, or something?

Absolutely right. This wouldn't have been such a letdown if Capcom hadn't built up the reveal so much.

That game where you use your foot on a ball, and there are goalies and whatever. Y'know that dumb game no one likes

I demand more hi-res promo art with Pikachu in a soccer jersey.

Tired old arguments about Nintendo's policies and future aside, I am really glad that they're using 2D art here. It has more character. LOOKADAT MARIO CHILLIN' IN THE RECLINER

Kinja seems to be crappin' up the bed right now so I can't see any discussions, but I have to say: While I prefer the old style over the new, the art they're using to rep the old style is boring and awful.

When I first heard about the lack of puzzles I was like "maaan," but the fact that there's a story tree does kinda give it a leg up in a way.

Truth be told I think I enjoy 999's story more than VLR's overall. But boy howdy do I want to see this series finished

On the official site, you can also download an Oculus Rift, should that be your thing.

This was as much awesomesauce as finding a jar of dijonnaise.

This is a pretty terrible party trick.