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That was promotional art for the original Star Fox on SNES. If I remember right, they had puppets made of all the pilots so they could kinda mimic the Thunderbirds aesthetic. I think that is also why the portraits of the pilots in the game flapped their mouths so drastically when they talked.

It gets a little funnier when you imagine that all the bloodbending victims have Boneitis.

My problem with bloodbending is this: People need their blood flowing to survive. It's a little hard to believe that bloodbenders are so good at what they do that they can keep circulation going to all the vital organs without causing a single heart attack or stroke, all the while manipulating the target.

No hat for AJ, NO DICE

I really like that trillogy. I should reread it.

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2nd video reminds me strongly of the last bit of this video

A delusional one. His poor wife had to play along to save their marriage. Just watch how she jumps in with his supposed job description while darting a nervous glance at him, as though his psyche could snap at any moment, along with their entire family.

I am one of few who thought that Avatar: The Last Airbender was just okay. It was unique enough, but there were too many stumbles in pacing/logic/animation/humor for me that kept it from being as amazing as everyone told me it was.

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Kirk, you chose the wrong Atari commercial to recall.

I cracked up at the giraffe, but your son, too, is hilarious. But in the "Aww, kids" kind of way.

sounds more like Italian to me...

This man is clearly made of various magic powders

That first picture makes me think Harry's saying "The moon's back there"

PB's bangs look like they're made of Big League Chew, and I respect that

Last night I finally beat my savefile of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. I started the savefile about....4 years ago.

OR ELSE!!!

GET THEM IN THERE OR ELSE

Although I'm preeeeeetty sure it's mostly CG, it's a fun idea. More cars driving through ridiculous things please.

Mostly irrelevant, but it'd be pretty great to me if they came up with FF:FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

Nice article Stephen, but what else did Reggie say?