I hate to be a troll, but this video is just too perfect a match.

He's got a ticket to Rome. He's got a ticket to Ro-ho-home. He's got a ticket to Rome, and they don't care.

Yeesh, Ken's face got legitimately kicked inward.

Amen brother. Framerate inconsistency hurts my soul

The difference being that mods/admins don't have to screen every post.

I swear to god I want to murder that synth vocal "baugh" instrument used in all the New SMBs.

You very well may be right— but either way, it's just impossible for the game to have the level of polish and character in its animation that a Ghibli film would have— way too much to worry about, without even considering that Ghibli doesn't typically do CG animation.

Oh I do like anime, and that's why I can't get behind this. The character designs are pretty much exact, sure, but the actual drawn cutscene portions are full of life because every frame was hand-drawn and the missing frames let you fill in everything in between. Most of the stuff in the game, it is mo-capped. It…

Man, I know what you mean. I can't get over the stiffness of the movements as well as the weird over-acted micro-movements.

As far as I'm concerned, all this does is fix the XBOX360 controller's face button layout, because Y IS THE LEFT BUTTON, AND B IS THE BOTTOM BUTTON. DAMN IT.

Poor lady can't catch a break. By the end of the game there won't be a spot on her that isn't covered in blood or dirt.

I want Ace Attorney Investigations 2! And Layton vs. Wright! And Psychonauts 2!

Replace that "Old Games" folder with a "Virtual Console" icon and you gotchaself a stew goin'. Also I think I'd like larger text. And something to give the icons more contrast against the background— like extra shadow or borders.

Dang io9, where were you?

Iwata's Kirby is happiest and therefore the best

Here, thumbs up thingy won't work

I get the point here, but why does preferring perceivable intention and design mean that "nature kinda sucks"? Needlessly inflammatory, is what I thinks.

I'm with you on that floaty business.

Regarding that line about the 90s swing craze and how people "weren't all that stoked about hearing saxophone players navigate altered dominant chords"— I do not agree with the implication that the lack of deep analysis/appreciation among the populace somehow caused the movement's hasty fade into obscurity. Most fans…

I was promised a kazoo, goddamn it. Where is it.