Buy a butter dish on Amazon (plastic so it doesn’t shatter if you drop it, and you will drop it) and keep your butter on the counter. I started doing this about six months ago and it’s changed my perspective on toast and english muffins for the better.

Max Payne cracks the case again

Is Brian Cranston narrating this?

I thought this had more to do with the pie-throwing Nickelodeon show from the 90s with Marc Summers, disappointed it is not and it’s ABC being shitty. What a blasphemy of the name.

I live about a block away from Sidebar and having read that’s where the night started everything is starting to make sense. That place is a shithole

The Dr McNinja team just reached out to backers in an email and it’s pretty depressing, so I’ll give them a pass for the howeverymany bucks i lost.

India is not a former Soviet state

On a short flight from DFW to MCI there was a lady who was sitting in the aisle seat in sandals, someone in the middle, me at the window. After take off she kicked them off and proceeded to begin cutting her toenails. Clipping little pieces and letting them fall where to the floor. It was revolting.

Buy a pitcher plant, they're not hard to take care of and they take care of all the bugs

If you can find it, Bible Belt or BOMB! are even better

I'm impressed someone used a VHS camcorder

What is that "SKATE" brand liquor behind the cheap beer? Liquor served in an old hockey skate?