Jason, you’ve outdone yourself with this article.

It couldn’t find a crowd so it just decided to kill the driver

Not even an RS owner, but man this is quite the in-depth article and a great read. Thank you.

I once read a quip that the GT-R was best known as the #1 car that boyfriends excitedly pointed out to their completely ambivalent girlfriends.

I believe they prefer “LEAFs”

If he makes a video that I find interesting/informative, why not share it?

For #4, I had a theory about that: https://jalopnik.com/5908703/oh-thats-why-cars-in-horror-movies-never-start-the-first-time

The music is all wrong.

Like this?

is it actually going to be electric, or do we need to check....

I’d take it home for the night but I wouldn’t introduce it to my mother

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

The other day sitting near me at a restaurant a guy got up to use the bathroom or something. I saw his fries were getting cold and not worth saving, so I threw them on the floor. Outside on the patio the tables there were rusted, so I smashed them. Then walking home, this little kid had an ice cream but it was…

It’s basic science. Those solid brass balls he has give him a far more stable, lower, center of gravity.

Username checks out.

My grandad pushes the button over and over again with his foot off the brake and says the car won’t start until everyone is buckled up.

I like ottomans too - but I suspect, much like my ottoman, yours doesn’t have the equivalent of a grenade sitting under the cushion.

She ain’t no Tony Beets.