This is all i care about

I give just as many fucks about who “wins” in the finale as the writers do about their character arcs. I’m only here for Drogon.

It’s implied by your tone and title. “The guy you hated in college.” Why? I mean, do you really hate non-assholes? Because he’s smart, because he’s curious, because he’s learning a language instead of tweeting about Kardashians while he’s on the toilet. God forbid we have someone who’s thoughtful and capable. You…

You are absolutely right that he doesn’t have much policy out right now. That doesn’t make him a shitty person! He sounds like a smart, kinda dorky, kinda nerdy guy who also happens to have a very impressive resume, including recent and ongoing success in the executive branch. On top of that, he’s an excellent speaker…

Or, you know, people who actually compare the platforms of candidates and came to the conclusion that he at least has formed a plan around his candidacy. I’m not sold on him as a candidate, but I at least know where he stands on major issues. Ashley had to go out of her way to know nothing about him and write this…

Then how about you write a piece about why you disagree with his policy instead of why you don’t personally like a guy you’ve never met? I need to stop clicking on this shit, and I realize I’m part of the problem for doing so.

He’s not Bernie or AOC, therefore he’s not worthy.

This actually makes me like him more than I previously did? I like playing Catan, and I wish I knew somebody that had a whisky library, and I wish I could learn a foreign language while having my morning dump. What’s the problem?

We’ve got a bunch of great candidates and none of them will ever pass the purity test.

The idea that someone who describes themselves as “Staff writer, mint chocolate hater” going after someone for being “smart and quirky!” is mildly amusing.

Dude, what the hell? Did Buttigieg kill your puppy? If you’re trying to pull a hit piece on this guy you’re not doing a very good job. Then again I’m part of the problem since I clicked on this awful click bait title.

We are about to eat our candidates again. If you had a company, you’d never hire Trump to run it. If someone in your personal life bragged or lied like Trump, you’d never hang out with them. The person I knew in college that bragged and lied like that was known as “Annoying Man” by me and my friends. Yet somehow this…

Actually all these anecdotes make me like him, and up until now I was more or less indifferent. Maybe I’m also an asshole?

I really want to print this article out, laminate it, glue it to a baseball bat, and show it repeatedly and forcefully to all the guys in the kink community who say, “Well, if her consent was violated, she should just go to the police. It’s not our job to enforce that kind of stuff.” The justice system is not equipped…

It doesn’t matter because rich white girls will still be able to get abortions so it will only be poor women and women of color who die. And Congress doesn’t care about those mortality rates. 

I wonder how much maternal fatality rates would rise if a) all these restrictive laws pass and b) they started counting women who die due to complications from illegal/unsafe abortions after they lost access to safe ones. The US has a high rate for a developed nation to begin with, and I’m sure that figure would only…

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

You are not. When I was younger it was 10% tip. I still tip 20% (most of the time) but I am now a positive campaigner for wage reform in the industry. Our waitstaff and vendors deserve a genuinely living wage, and we deserve to not have to tip to make up for crooked bosses. Until that day though...

This is Bootsie hearing her name, and looking into the distance for the sound of origin, rather than looking up at me because I was the one that fucking said her name.

I didn’t get to name my cat, unfortunately. She came with name “Esme” when I took her in after a neighbor just put her outside and moved away (Total jackass move, btw. She wasn’t even remotely an outdoor cat). That being said, I normally call her Me-Me, or occasionally Mees. But so long as there’s food involved,…