Lesbians can be around women in leggings or short skirts and not turn into rape monsters. Maybe the problem isn’t the leggings or the skirts?

Totally, i was just joking because she mentioned how long she had her boobs. Mine are big, and if I try to hook that shit in the back I get the hooks misaligned, or miss one all together, never works out right. It’s so much easier to just do it in the front.

A friend of mine was breastfeeding her infant daughter a few years ago, sitting outside a store in an outdoor mall. A woman came out of the store with her five year old son and started to berate my friend for “exposing her son to bare breasts.” She said, “What am I supposed to tell him about what he’s seeing?”

Except for Jesus.

I think she cares very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much about her sons’ boners

I suspect Mrs. White doesn't believe for one hot minute that anyone was molested.

Ding ding, someone go back in time and tell those alter boys to wear less provocoatuve clothing maybe they wouldn’t have been molested!

no one cares about your son's boners.

Before I even read about this woman I knew she had sons and no daughters. I have a few friends who have only sons and they are always bad-mouthing girls for tempting their poor innocent boys. It makes me furious. These are women who raise their sons with no sense of accountability.

Also, Maryann should be more concerned about her church’s record of molestation.

But you couldn’t help but see those blackly naked rear ends.

Jesus Christ, thank you. Why is everyone on the other side of this talking about spinning the thing around you as if it’s something that hurts or is difficult in any way? It takes a single second, maybe two if you do it slowly!

If you have a boy tell him to look for a partner that will be willing to make the whole engagement/marriage thing a discussion. That he is NOT screwed and he absolutely can say to someone “I just don’t feel comfortable spending more than x amount on this”. 

I almost got engaged once. The stone I chose was a coffee coloured quartz. Very pretty: big, shiny with a rich, deep colour. Cost the equivalent of maybe $20. Quartz is the second most common mineral on the planet, so there’s no “blood quartz” since it’s lying around on the ground everywhere you look. Amethyst is…

I think this would cause a lot of ring purchases to not happen. Seriously it’s one thing for a girlfriend to expect a 5-figure ring given to her when she has no stake in the partnership. It’s quite another thing when you’re in a union together with joint finances and you have to make a choice TOGETHER to blow over…

A dope who brought us Michael Cohen and Alan Weisselberg and Trump being named an unindicted co-conspirator. I’m happy with what he’s done.

When it rains it pours. The universe keeps working in Trump’s favor. Let this be a lesson kids. If you’re an arrogant asshole that insults and make threats you’ll be rewarded in life. Trump is on top of the mountain. There’s only one place left for him to go.

Remember when a bunch of people were saying he should run for President? lol

No, it’s not. He definitely obstructed justice, and the Trump Tower meeting should have netted Don Jr. in jail, but what has really changed? We won the House and have a good chance of winning in 2020.

I can’t believe anyone ever fell for this guy’s bullshit. He was so clearly a con man from day 1.