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Because she is female and black, all the writers here are terrified to say what is hilariously obvious.

Okay this has been bothering me since she said it, so maybe one of y’all can help me out here. Is there a better way - a more grammatically correct way - to say “I’m not dumb at this shit.” It’s the being “dumb at” something that my brain snags on and I wonder if it’s just one of those things that might not sound

No. You are wrong.

Look, I get standing up for a friend. But compare this to what Marc Maron said about C.K., also longtime friends. He had asked C.K. privately about the (at the time) rumors and Louis said they weren’t true. When C.K. admitted to the behavior, Maron said on the podcast that Louis had straight up lied to him and fuck

3 hours of licking?

I think the larger question is how do you burn down just the doorbell?

That giraffe has disturbing skills.

Three hours and nobody came?

Hey...cut him some slack. Some guys never even learn where the button is.

I think it’s safe to say we all enjoy a good doorbell licking every now and then, but three hours? That’s just ridiculous.

I got to the THREE HOURS detail and then I was like, wtf, THAT is fucking weird. And then I heard myself. I think the internet has finally broken me.

This sounds bonkers

You cannot simply

Well this is kind of a bummer but, at this point, I’m not really shocked when an artist I admire turns out to have some harmful views. It’s disappointing to see that Walker has embraced such anti-Semitic crap (besides the alien stuff being straight up nuts.)

Icke was called out way more than Walker in this piece.

I think it’s not so much an age issue (which speaks to a different kind of prejudice), as it is that accessing the Internet is something one tends to do solo. It’s not the greatest documentary in the world, but “The Brainwashing of My Dad,” which follows the filmmaker’s father as he, a Kennedy Democrat, becomes a

Just go for the gold and change the headline.

I’m finding your statements that older people need guidance in how to approach YouTube to be disturbingly ageist. Walker believes this shit because she’s crazy, not because she’s older.

What’s really funny is that clearly none of these people have actually read the Talmud. Do you guys know how hard it is just to read one page of Talmud? Seriously, this is what the layout looks like: