This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

Still created a great recent episode of South Park though.

I believe they told her she had to go blonde or leave the white house. It’s in of of the female staffs contracts after all excepting Sarah Huckabee who Trump hasn’t realized is female since he only recognized women who are size 6 or below. 

She’s living her be best life.

In 30 years I expect to be navigating a global ocean while looking for dirt and drinking my own pee.  That’s if I haven’t already been eaten by mega-sharks plying the new seas.

I honestly cannot wait for thirty years from now when these two idiots are lambasted in every history book as being the dumbest couple ever to live in the White House. Assuming society hasn’t collapsed by then, of course.

I’m very busy with my office and traveling and doing my work. Yes, I watch you and I sometimes also tape the shows and if I have the time I watch it, but I know exactly what’s going on.

So eloquent. Much thoughtful. True authentic. 

She’s only saying that AOC used a slur because she knows Trump supporters don’t fact check and that they will fill in the blanks all on their own and spend the rest of the day hating AOC for her imaginary slur against a decorated military gen.

Nom nom nom!

Netflix is so THIRSTY. First Amanda Knox, Rachel Dolezal, now this. They know we like to hate-watch. I wish there was a “private viewing” tab so all the trash I watch to fall asleep didn’t count towards my actual queue.

What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

Not when I keep killing my feet stepping on wombat poop! They’re like Mother Nature’s Legos.

Obviously, the fact that you already posted with the same thought!

GOP voters: “He’s so strong and forceful!”

To be fair, she might have had a microphone yanked away by somebody, but who can say if it was really that guy?

This is how she loses.  

Imagine if we lived in a country where this could negatively impact a candidate?

What a fucking douche. People need to punish this sort of shit.

I didn’t necessarily want her to punch him in the face, but I absolutely want her to punch him in the face.