No.
Stop.
It looks terrible.
It doesn’t look good on men.
It doesn’t look good on women.
It doesn’t look good on Non-Binary, Generfluid etc... etc...
It didn’t look good on the Beatles.
It doesn’t even look good on the model in the example.
If the goal is to see if you can get people to take you seriously while you’re wearing…

Yeah, no.

Is it a bowl cut if you can’t see the part that’s cropped short beneath the “bowl”?

STOP. There are like .04% of people in this world who can pull this off. I swear to fucking God, y’all! I’m irrationally angry about this bullshit.

lol, no.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

In Manhattan, they can’t get a non-stale bagel?

The worst thing is each of you people biting into the same bagel. Ughhh. Why didn’t you cut it into pieces?

I feel much the same way. Look, I’m a woman and Louis CK has been my favourite comedian for a long time. I think he’s hilarious, incisive and for the longest time, I thought he was an ally. I still think he’s hilarious and incisive. I’m a standup buff and for me, nobody’s work can even touch his best stuff. What he…

I’m sure this will be an extremely unpopular opinion, but uh, what else is he supposed to do? I’m not a Louis C.K. fan, I’ve never even watched any of his material to even make a judgment. I’ve just literally never cared about his act.

Maron is the kind of asshole I can relate to - somewhat crotchety and misanthropic, but with a kind heart and a soft spot for animals. Hardwick is the type of asshole who fervently believes his own hype.

“The surgery went well, she’ll be fine,” said my doctor.

Makes me think of the Maron episode when Marc went on Talking Dead and Hardwick was a flaming shithead. God, I hope no stories like this come out about Marc Maron.

Um... neither. No one has time to be dealing with useless adults like this when you are bleeding out on the floor. A guy who wants a cookie for doing basic adult functions is not someone to be with in a meaningful way.

“That’s great. When do you think I can have sex with her again?” 

Fuck Chris Hardwick. You do all that to a person, and then you have the audacity to blacklist them for making the completely justified decision to leave you? It’s insane that one person can have enough power to ruin someone’s career like that (it’s the same thing with Harvey Weinstein).

*eyeroll* Nice to know that some men are still out here acting like buying a box of cotton rolls is a big deal. Never be with a man like this.

I’m confused.

At least Chris came off as affably dumb. Arie comes off as boring and dumb.

My guess is nothing to write about since listening to him talk is like watching paint dry.