“We have to make sure every time a man has an orgasm, it results in a birth!!!! Oh, and also FUCK all of those children once they’re out of the womb. Damn moochers.”

That’s exactly it, though. The people who will be most affected by this already don’t have the resources to deal with the lack of support they’re getting. So they will not be able to leave these states en masse. The people who can leave don’t need to, because they won’t be affected. It’s all so fucked up.

I’ve renamed all of my cats when I got them, and they all figured it out. Although MeMe is a pretty cute name.

Yup, I have two, Noodle and Truffle. I usually call Noodle Doodle-bug, and Truffle is Truff-Truff. They both know their real names and their nicknames, and come when I call them, if they feel like it.

Exactly! Sometimes my cat comes running when I call her name, but never when I call my other cat’s name. They both know their own names. They don’t always come, but usually that’s just because I’m not offering anything exciting enough for them to bother.

Wow. Interesting. I get what she was trying to do there, but yeah... awkward.

Yup. When my boyfriend and I talk about getting engaged, I tell him very clearly that I am not interested in a diamond. Not even a fake diamond, because that still perpetuates the idea that diamonds are the only acceptable stones for engagement rings. I’m partial to opals (because they’re beautiful) and sapphires (my…

Exactly!

Or a bra with more than 4 hooks.

This is what I’ve been saying. This argument is only about how many hooks your bras have. I am willing to bet quite a bit of money that nobody who has 4+ hooks on their bras is hooking behind their backs. Because they don’t have eyes and hands back there.

It doesn’t matter how long you’ve had them. What matters is how big your boobs are/how many hooks you’re hooking. I dare anyone to consistently hook 4-5 hooks behind their backs, and not be missing or misaligning hooks, and injuring shoulders and fingers the whole time. I mean... I suppose you COULD go through all the…

If you’re doing the blue method, it has to be upside down and inside out... then when you spin it around, you just flip it up, and you’re in. If it wasn’t upside down and inside out before you spin it... I... I can’t even picture what that would look like...

I came here to say exactly this! The spin around method is the only one that makes sense! And I say this as someone who has tried both ways.

I only ever casually listened to Jewel and admit that I only remember a handful of songs. So now I’m wondering what song was the anti-semitic slur in?

You’re not wrong. I usually NEVER feed trolls, but for some reason his little treatise on large labias really annoyed me, and I couldn’t stop myself.

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

That’s interesting. My HS best friend and I drifted apart because I went to law school and got engaged (which she thought was unbearably boring, even though I ended up not marrying that guy) and she found a group of friends who were into partying and drugs (which I was unbearably judgemental about at the time). We…

This is exactly where I am. I used to effortlessly have really close friends when I was in school - high school, college, law school - because we were all there, together, all the time, and it just seemed easy. By default, I spent 8+ hours a day with my school friends, and we knew every detail of what was going on in…

I would say that that can’t possibly matter because Melania... but of COURSE it would f’ing matter... *sigh.*

Didn’t it take her like a full season to get there, though? This is JUST starting for Olivia... let’s see where she ends up.