I would have loved it to be Tayshia! While Colton was breaking up with her, I was thinking about how unbelievably beautiful she is, but also she has a certain emotional maturity and... I’m not sure what to call it other than elegance. Hannah B has none of that.

Also, I wanted to punch Hannah B in the face after the first 2 minutes. Seriously, the woman can’t string together a coherent sentence. I don’t see how they’re going to create an entire season around her.

I think the “chase for Cassie” wasn’t nearly as creepy as Chris Harrison constantly asking Colton if he’d lost his virginity yet. Like, 10 times this episode alone? Is losing your virginity really a public event? I guess when you base your fame on the fact that you’re a virgin, it is. But it just felt super icky to…

This is what I was thinking. He has a 14 year old daughter, and 14 year old daughters have 14 year old friends. No way in hell I’d let my 14 year old anywhere near this creepy ass fuck.

I can only imagine. What a shitshow of a world we’re giving these kids...

That’s my main regret about not having children - feeling like I’m missing out on some really important life experiences, like pregnancy, breast feeding, and that love that everyone says cracks you wide open in a way that no other love does.

I’m 44, and sometimes it makes me sad that I never had kids. But then I think about how tired am just getting through life now, with just 2 cats (and a boyfriend) to take care of. I can’t imagine chasing after a toddler and never getting to sleep in on a Saturday.

I watch it while reading the Twitter snark. The Bachelor Twitter snark is what makes the ridiculousness worth it. I kind of wish there was a place for live commenting on Jez, too - I bet that would be even more snarky and hilarious.

The way it’s presented is actually kind of hilarious. When a woman is talking to the camera in a confessional type of way, under her face, they’ll put her name, age, and her “profession”. I put profession in quotes because often times it’s “internet personality” or “Canadian”. For this woman, under her name, it said,…

No, but they should! :D

I don’t know WTF kinds of dads you’re hanging out with, but let’s give him a little bit of credit. He’s got a nice body. It’s covered in ridiculous drawings, and he less talented than my cats (who, by the way, are QUITE talented), but that is a good looking torso there. It’s just too bad it’s attached to an entitled…

Yup. I own a small yoga studio, and Yelp NEVER stops harassing us. They call at least once a week. If I am not careful enough with screening and I answer, they insist that I must advertise with them. Such an insane hard sell, and they just will NOT take no for an answer. Every time I’ve said no (which is every time -…

They’re out there - I’ve found a few. They may not look like what you think you want, but they exist. And they’re worth waiting for.

So my somewhat limited experience has been this - I’ve always found myself attracted to men who others considered... a little more effeminate than your average guy. They’re straight and they like sex... they just also can have Deep/Serious conversations, and they can express their emotions, and even cry. I love that.…

I always wonder about the ratings. I don’t know ANYONE who is still watching live TV. I watch everything on my Tivo, whenever I feel like it, which is often weeks after something airs. But never, ever live. Even if I’m really into a show, I wait until after the episode is done so I can skip the commercials. So if…

True, although you don’t need a spouse to become everyone’s business. I’ve never been married and am 42. I get asked ALL the TIME if/when I’m getting married, and why I’m not married, and if I want kids, and if I think I will have kids, and every other conceivable combination of those questions.

Oh, yes. A complete “delight”.

Thanks. Sadly, that wasn’t even the worst shit I put up with when I was young. Just one of many reasons you couldn’t pay me to be a teenager or a 20-something again.

Yes. It’s one of the things that can keep me up at night - thinking about my sweet nephews, and how horrible kids can be to each other.

Oh, you have no idea. That guy had really figured out how to turn women on.