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The whole “disco sucks” rhetoric was heavily based on the fact that suburban america wasnt the one listening to it, since it was popular with the Black, Latino and gay communities, big no-no’s in the 70's. At the famous “Disco Demolition night” at Comiskey park, half of the people weren’t even bringing disco records,

Oh my god I almost spit cookie all over my laptop screen.

Ya, that's what I said. :D

More like this is why people don’t like people who wear fedoras.

not to be dramatic but that is the best sentence ever to be written in the history of the english language

The idea that successfully holding down a job and making rent entitles you to complete freedom from perceiving the unhappiness of others is so breathtakingly narcissistic.

No matter what she does, time will march on and take its toll. Eventually you lose the “BOD”. But pizza. Pizza is eternal.

Who are these people who throw trash on the ground? I would never throw trash on the ground. Never.

It is not like he was almost 80 or anything like that. He probably had a good 40 years left.

But wait! How could Sharia spread through the U.S. any faster than it already is? Think about it: Obama gave that one speech at that mosque, you can find a falafel place in most mid-sized cities, and...and...and Starbucks had those red Christmas cups last December. Terrifying possibility my ass, Jones, everyone knows

You don’t need to be signed up for sterilization, Obama’s specially trained soldiers will come for you in the middle of the night.

In fairness to Jones, the owner of the Ranch where Justice Scalia died is named John B. Poindexter. NO WAY that is a real name.

Oh hey! I’m white! Where do I sign up to be sterilized? Birth control pills jack up my blood pressure, which my doctor says is dangerous with migraines, and I’ve been bleeding for four months after getting a depo provera shot (hate that crap) but as a woman in her twenties I’m not allowed to make any long-term

One thing I appreciate about Alex Jones conspiracy theories is that they are really mere seeds that, when planted in the minds of his fans and followers, inspire even crazier conspiracy theories.

My gut just told me to eat two slices of Lou Malnati’s pizza, so....

I'm on board. I mean the dude was so young and in such good shape. Like where even was Obama that night? Does he have an alibi?

My gut tells me the Illuminati did it (it was hit sent out by Jay-Z & Beyonce...it can’t be a coinicidence Bey did a tribute to the Black Panthers at the Superbowl and suddenly Scalia drops dead. Her performance must have sent out reverse-racist alpha rays throught the teevee that caused Scalia’s stroke).

It’s pretty rough. There is just nothing compelling about it, and she didn’t even interview Bergdahl herself. She’s just relying on prerecorded interview tapes that someone else made. I’ve continued listening just to see if there’s ever a payoff. As masterfully as the story was told on with the original series, it

You want to hire models that are a healthier weight? In the words of Samantha Bee, “the fucking thing you have to do is just hire people” (who are a healthier weight).

My goodness, had no idea these movements were so sacred I’d get snark just for disliking them... At any rate, I’d prefer the “dancing” be done away in the tumbling period, since male gymnasts don’t have to do this kind of stupid pandering. But I guess we need to emphasize that female athletes are still appropriately