Same.

But you know what I just remembered? During that time, a woman he knew who was also an alumn came up to him and started raving about how it was a witch hunt and that she was going to stop giving money to the school because they were “betraying JoePa.” So, yeah, a lot of those people are nuts.

I don’t know. My father-in-law cancelled his Joe Paterno credit card when the Sandusky allegation first went public.

Cosmos, really?!

Not even a ponytail? Alien DNA for sure.

So, say the kid is asleep, and the parents decide to have a couple of glasses of wine. Then, suddenly, the kid wakes up with a 104 fever. Even if they aren’t drunk off their asses, the parents can’t drive. Does that mean that no parent should ever get even a little tipsy if there’s not a desegnated parent nearby?…

Yup! I always say this and people look at me weird. Has the struggle for LGBT rights made such huge strides because there are a lot of vocal white men in the population? Sounds reasonable to me.

Of course she should say what she wants, but surmounting obstacles and doing great things doesn’t mean you’re above reproach. She’s amazingly accomplished, yes, but that doesn’t me she’s always right. Ted Cruz’s dad came to the U.S. with $100 in his chonies, that doesn’t mean we need to listen to his ass.

Economic issues are women’s issues. Probably the biggest women’s issues, considering the amount of single mothers in this country trying to scrape by.

Right. Ask the people in the factory if they liked Charney’s business model. The answer is a resounding yes, and many (of whom are immigrant women) say that their quality of life was raised because of his expensive-basics, which gave them health insurance and a livable wage. The guy is gross, but so are the conditions…

But that's for GIRLS!

You’re body is a damn liar, but kids are pretty cool once you get through that first horrifying, life-sucking (so much sucking), why-did-I-do-this-to-myself first year. Actually year three is kinda rough, too...but rewarding.

Well, then he must have hacked your account.

Kinda hard if you're a sexual predator.

So stealing a necklace should earn you a life sentence? Even punching someone shouldn’t get you that. Makes no sense.

And this is when I realize I’m so lucky to live in L.A.

Well, to be fair, they both made some good points.

I'd imagine they are both American.

Just having my arms to myself for 5 minutes felt like/was a major accomplishment.

Ditto on ear wax removal.