She has a brand new grand baby. In a 100 years, like Genghis Khan, 1/3 of the world's population will carry Kris Jenner DNA. 

She’s not a regular mom. She’s a cool mom.

I know people who have worked with her, and they say no one works harder than that woman. She gets up at 4am every day and starts calls. I remember seeing some of the people coming in exhausted from a 2 hour, 6am phone call with Kris.

Ugh, yes. All of this. Plus the constant perpetuation of “well you know how gross teenage boys are.” Newsflash, teenage girls are also gross.  We are all gross. 

Wait, like, Maya Erskine’s actual father was in Steely Dan? That’s actually hilarious, because in the show her dad is in a Steely Dan cover band.

I fucking hate all of these people. And that goes for every Republican lawmaker in my home state of Ohio, who are trying to pass similar bullshit here. The ONLY reason I stay in this godforsaken state is because my vote is needed, and these conservative pricks can kiss my shiny, liberal ass.

Burn to the ground (again)

The bill is part of a terrifying strategy from Republicans who want to take advantage of a Supreme Court stacked with conservative judges. According to the bill’s sponsor, Alabama Rep. Terri Collins, Republicans want a legal challenge, hoping that with an increasingly conservative court system, the bill will make its…

This needs to go straight to the cloning lab for the Jurassic Park treatment

Not sure if this counts as doing something to win, per se, but maybe the shadiest—and to this day perhaps smartest—thing I ever did involved permission slips and absence/tardy excuse notes in high school. Starting with my freshman year, any time I missed school for a dentist appointment or because I was sick or…

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec…

Not just one daughter, but two daughters. There’s clearly a bonus multiplier for extra daughters when using them as a shield against sexual harassment claims. If he’d had thirty-seven daughters, we’d all have to apologize to him.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Lil’ Donny just basically ignores his old family and 5(!) kids at this point - and they are completely fine with that?

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Beats me, but it sure sounded deep for a TV show.

Oh please. Ivanka’s lungs were probably made in China out of a polyester/rayon itchy blend that will tear and/or shrink the first time anyone uses them. Bonus: even though they’d original cost $900, you could find them in the discount bin at TJ Maxx for $5.99.

Should be a pretty easy policy to promote. It’s pretty obvious that when people have disposable income and free time, they spend money. Dinner, movies, etc. A fair wage and 30 hour work week would stimulate the economy like crazy.

Move to the West Coast. With ET bias all over everything, 3 pm here is effectively 6 pm anyway, after which you get 3 more hours to do what you want because everyone on East Coast time has gone home.

This is so relevant to my life right now as I sit in dreary-ass, cold-ass Maine. It’s 3:30 and almost completely dark. 3:30 is when I usually stop working and start fucking around on the internet anyway, hence why I’m here right now.