Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

I’ve told this story in Thanksgiving pissing contests past, but here is my worst one: One time my college-age brother, who is bipolar but refuses to be medicated, felt that Thanksgiving was an appropriate time to hold himself hostage with a gun to his head in the back yard, demanding that our dad give him money (more…

It’s why love my mother... 3500 miles away

My mother is a raging feminist “libtard” who previously worked as a coordinator for sexual assault reponse in Sierra Leone.

Women are targeted every. day. Over 100 women in the States alone are beaten every hour. The leading cause of death for pregnant women is homicide. It transcends every socioeconomic, political, racial, cultural, and sexual orientation.

If we’re coming to terms with death, great. If we’re propping up the funeral scam industry, not great.

I’ve always said that I’ve yet to see a man who didn’t look good in a tux.  Welp, now I’ll have to add an asterisk to that line every time. 

Janelle is fucking amazing. I just love her. And Kesha made me ugly-cry so hard. Jesus.

You hate anchovies? Cool.

I just know I am going to be walking past a fragrance counter and some woman working there is going to spray Pussy right in my face.

Get ready for this pickup line at bars.

After that.....this happened.

They need to hire whoever is in charge of the Wendy’s twitter account. Or any number of fast food, Netflix, etc accounts that have been killing it the past year.

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...

You guys, give me true-crime (or just true weird story) podcast suggestions! I’m not a fan of the ones that cover one case per episode, but rather long, many episode, detailed ones- like “Dirty John,” “Serial,” “In the Dark,” and “S-Town.”

#nailedit

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

Mariah Is going to Mariah

Anytime something doesn’t go well for me I can now say “I was told there would be hot tea” so thanks MC !