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Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

46.9%? Wtf America!

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Ah the Donald Trump defense.
“You murdered a woman by pushing her in front of a train”

That cake has gazed into the abyss; the abyss gazed back. Now the cake lies awake at nights, haunted by what it has become. It is waiting for the cold embrace of death and/or a cake knife to end its torment.

And Glenn after Negan took Lucille to him.

Well, you have finally done it, Jezebel. You have turned me to #Team Pie. I never thought this day would come.

True, but then again most things are more attractive than Trump.

I bet Kellyanne has her carry-on packed and in a corner with a ticket to Bali burning a hole in her pocket.

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

No, seriously, why does he get to cut the line? Is there any precedent for this? It seems illegal and is definitely unfair.

Isn’t that against the law?

His supporters show up at the polls with guns. I think booing is totally fair.

Pictured: Actual Hillary plant gobbling up Trump voters.

My Facebook is filled with people from my area claiming that the voting machines are “rigged” and switching their votes from Trump to Clinton. I work in a government building and people are flooding in complaining and a local conservative representative is telling everyone to demand paper votes and saying that she has

I bet Melania did!

It’s statute, not statue. And there is no statute of limitations for murder. So you are a double dumbass - one for each cheek.

>A wheelchair AND a neck brace... look, seriously, how can this poor old guy possibly be a danger to ANYONE...

He said, “I am not guilty. I did not kill Susan Berman.”