Slow News Day, Internet?

I can't wait for Adjective Noun!

Reaganomics!

Let's be clear, I hate it because it looks terrible. The amount of vaginas present is a coincidence.

Actually, yes it is.

Well, his cameo leaked online and it's as cringe worthy as you'd expect.

And what does it mean to pre-board, anyway? You get on before you get on?

Puny Bond!

The film should just be a documentary that follows Nic Cage around.

The hooligans are loose!

Shot on location in the Northeast United States.

A little column A, a little column B.

Probably just ate a bad weenie. #thoughtsandprayers

(or the Mothra Cinematic Universe, as nobody’s calling it yet)

Masturbate while you contemplate the meaninglessness of existence?

A/S/L?

Are we doing an Argument Store bit?

Me too, glorbes. Me too.

You may have gone too far in a few places.

No.