Someone I used to know was murdered by a guy who asked to come in and use her phone.

Shouldn't be renamed The Wireless in keeping with today's times?

No one's gay for Dikachu.

"You've never been?"

And pictures of people shitting on pictures of people being shat upon.

Hooray, democracy!

Android for the win again!

I started playing this on a road trip and was pleasantly surprised, having grown up with Metroid II. Never got to finish it cuz the road trip ended and life took back over.

God of War had to pull a similar trick each sequel.

I see you haven't played Resident Evil 6.

446 guest votes? You're a big hit with the lurkers!

You made a plan and followed through!

The last line of the show should be Maggie.

A pun thread? Oh no, I always clam up under pressure …

Right, "accidental"

"everyone who’s seen her crotch, including all of those who are only hearing about it right now."

They're naked!

*stops watching at 8/24 9:30 p.m. ET*

Lots of time spent playing this with my mom growing up. We even had a fancy 256 color monitor!

I actually forgot several times that I was watching a Kevin Smith movie.