Totally. I share your passion and I'm mostly joking. The composition (and light) in the Burton shots could definitely be better. Also apparently Kevin Smith stands at a 15 degree angle.

What if it's one person doing every job out of sheer necessity? Not being facetious.

Searching for Sugar Man had scenes shot on an iPhone and won an Oscar.

Speaking of things blowing over, how about that Ben Stein?

A degree.

She's a lesbian?

Agents. With shields. Acronyms are also involved.

You're studying law, or a raging alcoholic?

Seriously, that actor deserves an Oscar for just being like, "Yep, time for Mark to smash my head into a door again. Hopefully this time it's usable!"

Ah yes, watching a bunch of grown men pretending to be a raptor hailing a cab.

You're thinking of Surf Ninjas.

Stupid babies need the most time to comment.

I wonder if this band is in a coh-ven.

Booze.

I hate you.

What is this sponsored comment bullshit?

Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

Some gentleman named TruScribe apparently.

Yahoo Screen? What is this sorcery?

Jeremy Renner would obviously rather be filming Hansel & Gretel 2.