Ohhh O'Neal you just got fritzoided.

Digital blood squibs for some, poo poo potty mouths for everyone else!

What about Zelda's little man in a boat?

Was it in his pants?

This from the one-dimensional three-dimensional space Smurf?

The director's cut is the only version I've seen, and I'll be keeping it that way.

Well, we now know who to blame for Columbine. Thanks Bill Gates!

It's pronounced womance.

DEL COMMAND.COM

Speaking of Turtles and trampling, new TMNT trailer is out, and the Russian version has a joke about Megan Fox's ass.

HEY CLINTON GET BACK TO WORK

So, is this Hillary 2016 thing actually happening?

This news is Sense8tional!

There's only one Birdman, and his name is Gary Cole.

HELMET

I went to a Best Buy the other day to get a Firewire cable. They had maybe 1 or 2, and neither were the one I wanted. I seem to have missed the memo that everything is USB now.

Jerkfaces.

New Westament

It really needs all the upvotes.

Fallen, how the mighty have.