I got a Festivus notification for this?

Proper reflective clothing? I can't tell if you're trolling or not anymore.

I read their Aqua Teen reviews …

Right, or because you're a disabled man riding a bicycle after dark …

Not like it matters how much is in your system, cops these days will arrest you for DUI simply because they think you're fucked up.

Didn't someone already make a film about the landfill rumor?

(Not So) Fun Fact: He died the day before I was going to see him at the Baltimore Improv.

"Start over! The experiment didn't work!" -Bill Hicks

Well, it's not fair that ducks get to eat for free at Subway.

Man, fuck that game.

Sooooo … 4K?

The Rule of Three dictates that this will be the shittiest of Adam Barrymore productions.

He's got a Word file somewhere with hundreds of 'em.

It's still revealing that one day's worth of catering on a Hollywood set can fund an entire independent film.

Heh. None More Dark.

LOUD NOISES

What's the inevitable sequel gonna be? Twilight of the Planet of the Apes?

Dude that's like NO money.

“The Simpsons did that.” I go, “C’mon.” And South Park, too.

I thought that said Acid Farts.